THE LOT · EVERY PAGE · NO GATEKEEPING
EVERYTHING.
WE GOT CARRIED AWAY.
Some companies have a sitemap. We have a buffet. Every page on Ballsy.tv, one tap away — fixing, filming, crewing, casting, proof, answers and the official version for journalists. Fill your boots.
FIXING, BY POSTCODE 📍
✨ PICK YOUR PATCH.
THE ORIGINAL
🇪 Fixer Marbella & Costa del Sol →
The flagship page. Locations, permits, crews, access, prawns. Start here if you start anywhere.
CITY SHOOTS
🇪 Fixer Málaga →
Twenty minutes from the airport, a thousand years of backdrops. City permits tamed.
HOME TURF
🇪 Fixer Fuengirola →
Our actual manor. The real British-abroad story, told by the people who live in it.
THE GOLDEN MILE
✨ Fixer Puerto Banús →
Yachts, watches, access. The marina has gates; we have keys.
SERVICES 🛠️
🎥 THE FULL TOOLKIT.
AERIALS
📋 Drone Filming Andalucía →
Licensed pilots, proper permissions, cinematic instincts. Cleared for take-off.
CREWS
🎥 Crew Hire Costa del Sol →
Bilingual crews vetted to UK standards by people who've run galleries.
FACES
🇪 Casting In Spain →
Real people, real gobs. The best characters on the coast are on our WhatsApp.
BACKDROPS
📍 The Location Book →
Old town to campo, marina to white village. Scouted, secured, smug.
THE CASE & THE PROOF 🧾
🤔 WHY HERE. WHY US.
THE ARGUMENT
🤔 Why Film In Andalucía? →
320 days of sun, every landscape within an hour, budgets that breathe. For your production manager.
THE RECEIPTS
✨ Case Studies →
4M organic views, the goat, the prawns, twenty years of UK telly. All true, all checkable.
THE OFFICIAL VERSION
✨ Press →
Boilerplate, fast facts and a founder who gives good quote. Journalists, this way.
THE CLASSICS 📺
✨ ALREADY FAMOUS.
THE TEAM
✨ The Humans →
Four of us, one shared delusion of grandeur (earned). Meet David, Roman, Triggs and Amy.
FRESH OUT THE OVEN 🥖
✨ NEW PAGES. STILL WARM.
FOR THE PANICKING
✨ Production 999 →
Fixer ghosted you? Permit refused? Kit in the wrong country? Breathe into the bag and tap here.
FOR THE CONFUSED
✨ The Ballsy Dictionary →
Mañana, tranquilo, "sin problema" — telly-to-Spanish translations that will save your schedule.
FOR THE ANXIOUS PM
✨ Will It Rain On My Shoot? →
No. (Statistically.) The honest month-by-month on 320 days of sun, without the brochure gloss.
FOR THE NOSY
✨ The Ballsy Rider →
Our leaked demands: one plug socket, coffee before questions, and the runner gets the first cold drink.
FOR VISITING CREWS
🎥 The Crew Survival Guide →
Land, shoot, don't combust. Everything we tell every UK crew before they turn the colour of chorizo.
FOR THE BRILLIANT
✨ Join The Circus →
Careers, loosely speaking. No HR portal, no cover letter — one WhatsApp and a link to something great.
SHORTCUT
✨ READ EVERYTHING? 📚 OR JUST MESSAGE THE HUMANS 💬
Every page on this site ends the same way, because the answer is always the same: one WhatsApp, two jobs done. Creative director and fixer. Never one without the other.
WHATSAPP US. GO ON.THE END 🏁
✨ YOU'VE REACHED THE END OF OUR INTERNET.
Every page, browsed. Every gag, endured. There is no secret extra page. (There's one secret extra page. It has a velvet rope. You know where the password lives.)
FRESH OFF THE TELLY 📺
✨ NEW ON BALLSY.TV.
THE IDENTS
✨ Meet The Cast →
Five glowing tellies. Four familiar faces. Any resemblance to persons famous is entirely your imagination.
THE RECEIPTS
🔥 We Went Viral →
4,000,000 organic views, £0 on ads. The greatest hits wall, with proof. Share responsibly.
