Bear first. Always Bear first. Then the humans, in strict channel order.
Great telly without killing anyone in the process. Staff first. No bullies. That is the whole company.
Seven days. Three videos. Not a penny on ads. We don’t chase the algorithm. It chases us.
BBC. Channel 4. Channel 5. ITV. Twenty commissions. We were making shows before your other fixer had a logo.
Development, production and fixing under one roof. The same people from day one to final frame. Nobody gets passed to a mate.
Great telly without killing anyone in the process. That is the whole company. It also happens to make better telly.
Permits before your flight lands. 320 days of sun. A Pomeranian in charge. Bring the brief. We bring the rest.
Every industry has them. Most companies look at the floor. We name the behaviour, we protect the people it lands on, and we make the programme anyway.
Runner to exec. Same respect, same credit, same right to say no. Nobody on a Ballsy shoot goes home smaller than they arrived.
We know the entire process, so you don’t pay to learn it. Permits, crew, locations, budgets — fixed weeks in advance. That saves companies thousands. Every time.
Factual is our specialism and where we are totally unique. Bring a true story, a hunch, a half-idea. We’ll try our very best to make it higher quality, more cinematic and harder for a commissioner to say no to.
Not a slogan. A promise. Fed, paid, rested, credited and listened to. Cared-for crews shoot better pictures. We have twenty years of proof.

TV fixer and production company on the Costa del Sol. Twenty years of UK broadcast across the BBC, Channel 4, Channel 5 and ITV. Twelve of them living in Spain. Ask us anything. Daft questions welcome. We have heard them all and we answer every one, usually before your coffee cools.
Real people answer. No call centre. No attitude. Just experience, and a Pomeranian who thinks he runs it.
Left to right: the one with the camera, the one who went viral, the one who sells the show, the one who signs the invoice. Middle: the boss.
CEO caught napping through own board meetingBearCEO. Answers to no one.CH 02 · THE GAFFERThe Daily BallsytvSHOCK
20 years in telly, still can't work the remoteDavidCreative director & fixer. 20 years of telly.CH 03 · EL CHICOThe Daily BallsytvSCANDAL
Permit granted in record time, officials baffledRomanOn-the-ground fixer. Opens doors.CH 04 · FABULOUSThe Daily BallsytvWORLD EXCLUSIVE
Triggs sells show to channel that doesn't exist yetTriggsFormat development. Sells the show.CH 05 · VIRALThe Daily BallsytvPICTURE SPECIAL
Amy breaks the internet, denies everythingAmyBrands, social & AI. Went viral.Every great channel has its faces. Ours just happen to be stuck inside second-hand tellies. Pick a channel. Do not adjust your set.
Ten inches of pure executive authority. Doesn't take notes, doesn't take meetings, doesn't take no. Every decision at Ballsy.tv is barked past him first.
Has rejected better ideas than most channels have broadcast. We keep pitching anyway. She'll crack eventually.
One finger raised, one key change away from a Christmas special. Absolutely will not do a second take. Doesn't need to.
Sold you the telly he's currently trapped in. Gold ring's real, the warranty isn't. Every production has one. Ours came with the set.
Turned the telly off in 2016. He's still in there. Engineers baffled. Ratings excellent.
The tellies are fiction. These four are alarmingly real — and they're the reason your shoot lands on time, on budget, and nobody cries. Same channel energy. Actual pulse.
Award-winning ideas man and the bloke who actually gets them shot. Twenty years of British telly, one Costa del Sol tan. Both hats, always.
Our Chico Latino. Knows every door on the coast and which ones open with a smile. If Roman can't get you in, it doesn't exist.
Marbs in a dress and fabulous. Builds format engines that actually return series. Do not challenge her on a beat sheet. You will lose.
Three million organic views and counting, zero paid spend. Speaks fluent algorithm. The reason you've already seen us on your feed.
Any resemblance to persons living, famous, or currently on ITV is entirely your imagination. No televisions were harmed in the making of this page. Ballsy.tv — great TV without killing anyone in the process. WhatsApp us before someone else books the good crew.
NEXT ▶ CASTINGBear supervised. Nobody was consulted. This is the same team that will run your shoot, only with permits instead of chillies.
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Fed, watered, in the sun and still smiling at wrap. That is not luck — that is twenty years of logistics wearing sunglasses.
Five dishes. No bullies in the kitchen. Dinner is at ten, like normal people.
Siesta policy: none on shoot days. Sadly. · Mañana: not a word in this office. · Sangría: after wrap only. · The boss: orders half a chicken. Every time.
Every postcard is a place we have shot. All of them ninety minutes from Málaga airport.
One night. One phone call. One production company on the Costa del Sol that did not go to bed. A 3D story, told by moonlight.
Press play Shoot in SpainWhatsApp DavidBecause the alternative is a six-week email chain and a rained-off shoot in Kent.
Why us →Channel order is final and was decided by the only executive who works for chicken. Appeals may be lodged directly with Bear. Bring snacks.
The 3D story of how Spain gets fixed while London sleeps.