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📺 The cast

It's a line-up.
Not a list

Bear first. Always Bear first. Then the humans, in strict channel order.

Great telly without killing anyone in the process. Staff first. No bullies. That is the whole company.

🎬 Film in Spain. Without losing the plot.
ZERO EXCUSESBEAR IS THE CEO. HE INSISTED.4 MILLION VIEWS. NOT A PENNY SPENT.PERMITS BEFORE YOUR FLIGHT LANDSCHEAPER THAN THE COMPETITION. NOT CHEAP.ROMAN KNOWS A BLOKE320 DAYS OF SUN. 45 OF EXCUSES.ASK ABOUT THE PRAWNSFILM IN SPAIN. WITHOUT LOSING THE PLOT.@DAVID.PESELLINTHE ALGORITHM CAN'T STOP WATCHINGOI. READ THIS.ZERO EXCUSESBEAR IS THE CEO. HE INSISTED.4 MILLION VIEWS. NOT A PENNY SPENT.PERMITS BEFORE YOUR FLIGHT LANDSCHEAPER THAN THE COMPETITION. NOT CHEAP.ROMAN KNOWS A BLOKE320 DAYS OF SUN. 45 OF EXCUSES.ASK ABOUT THE PRAWNSFILM IN SPAIN. WITHOUT LOSING THE PLOT.@DAVID.PESELLINTHE ALGORITHM CAN'T STOP WATCHINGOI. READ THIS.
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Friendly voice. Twenty years of form.

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TV fixer and production company on the Costa del Sol. Twenty years of UK broadcast across the BBC, Channel 4, Channel 5 and ITV. Twelve of them living in Spain. Ask us anything. Daft questions welcome. We have heard them all and we answer every one, usually before your coffee cools.

Real people answer. No call centre. No attitude. Just experience, and a Pomeranian who thinks he runs it.

📸 The line-up · In editorial order · Nobody blinked

Four humans. One CEO.
Zero excuses.

EXCLUSIVEThe Ballsy.tv team: Roman, Amy, Triggs, David and Bear the Pomeranian CEO

Left to right: the one with the camera, the one who went viral, the one who sells the show, the one who signs the invoice. Middle: the boss.

The cast, in order
CH 01 · CEO · THE BOSSThe Daily BallsytvEXCLUSIVEBearCEO caught napping through own board meetingBearCEO. Answers to no one.CH 02 · THE GAFFERThe Daily BallsytvSHOCKDavid20 years in telly, still can't work the remoteDavidCreative director & fixer. 20 years of telly.CH 03 · EL CHICOThe Daily BallsytvSCANDALRomanPermit granted in record time, officials baffledRomanOn-the-ground fixer. Opens doors.CH 04 · FABULOUSThe Daily BallsytvWORLD EXCLUSIVETriggsTriggs sells show to channel that doesn't exist yetTriggsFormat development. Sells the show.CH 05 · VIRALThe Daily BallsytvPICTURE SPECIALAmyAmy breaks the internet, denies everythingAmyBrands, social & AI. Went viral.
Meet the whole circus →
📺 REAL PEOPLE. UNREAL RESULTS. — THE CHANNEL LINEUP YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED
Ballsy.tv Presents

MeetThe Cast

Every great channel has its faces. Ours just happen to be stuck inside second-hand tellies. Pick a channel. Do not adjust your set.

Ballsy.tv logo ident on purple
Broadcasting From The Costa Del Sol
The Daily BallsytvSCANDAL
Bear
Boss demands treats, gets treats, demands more
Read all about it →
CH 01 LIVE Bear, the Pomeranian CEO of Ballsy.tv
Bear
CEO · The Boss

Ten inches of pure executive authority. Doesn't take notes, doesn't take meetings, doesn't take no. Every decision at Ballsy.tv is barked past him first.

CH 02 LIVE Stern woman with a clipboard glaring from a retro TV on a green background
The Commissioner
Says No For A Living

Has rejected better ideas than most channels have broadcast. We keep pitching anyway. She'll crack eventually.

CH 03 LIVE Glamorous entertainer in sequins pointing up from a retro TV on a purple background
The Talent
Sequins Before 9AM

One finger raised, one key change away from a Christmas special. Absolutely will not do a second take. Doesn't need to.

CH 04 LIVE Cheeky salesman with a gold ring winking from a retro TV on an orange background
The Deal Maker
Trust Me, It's Lovely

Sold you the telly he's currently trapped in. Gold ring's real, the warranty isn't. Every production has one. Ours came with the set.

CH 05 LIVE Smirking man in a suit on a retro TV against a dark grey background
The Big Ego
Refuses To Leave The Screen

Turned the telly off in 2016. He's still in there. Engineers baffled. Ratings excellent.

And Now, The Continuity Announcement

✨ The HumansBehind The Static

The tellies are fiction. These four are alarmingly real — and they're the reason your shoot lands on time, on budget, and nobody cries. Same channel energy. Actual pulse.

The Daily BallsytvPICTURE SPECIAL
David
David spends own money on town, town silent
Read all about it →
CH 06 LIVE David Kavanagh, creative director and fixer at Ballsy.tv
David
Creative Director & Fixer

Award-winning ideas man and the bloke who actually gets them shot. Twenty years of British telly, one Costa del Sol tan. Both hats, always.

CH 07 LIVE Roman, local fixer at Ballsy.tv handling locations, permits and access
Roman
Locations · Permits · Access

Our Chico Latino. Knows every door on the coast and which ones open with a smile. If Roman can't get you in, it doesn't exist.

CH 08 LIVE Triggs, format queen at Ballsy.tv
Triggs
Format Queen

Marbs in a dress and fabulous. Builds format engines that actually return series. Do not challenge her on a beat sheet. You will lose.

CH 09 LIVE Amy, AI, brands and social media at Ballsy.tv
Amy
AI · Brands · Social

Three million organic views and counting, zero paid spend. Speaks fluent algorithm. The reason you've already seen us on your feed.

Any resemblance to persons living, famous, or currently on ITV is entirely your imagination. No televisions were harmed in the making of this page. Ballsy.tv — great TV without killing anyone in the process. WhatsApp us before someone else books the good crew.

NEXT ▶ CASTING
🍛 Kitchen nightmare. Cinema quality.

Bear supervised. Nobody was consulted. This is the same team that will run your shoot, only with permits instead of chillies.

Meet the circus →
The happy Ballsy.tv crew with Bear the Pomeranian CEO
BALLSY.TV · FILMED IN SPAIN
😄 THE PEOPLE

Happy crew.
On schedule.

Fed, watered, in the sun and still smiling at wrap. That is not luck — that is twenty years of logistics wearing sunglasses.

The Ballsy tapas menu

The cast,
served in small plates

Five dishes. No bullies in the kitchen. Dinner is at ten, like normal people.

Siesta policy: none on shoot days. Sadly. · Mañana: not a word in this office. · Sangría: after wrap only. · The boss: orders half a chicken. Every time.

Postcards from Spain

We film
where others holiday

Every postcard is a place we have shot. All of them ninety minutes from Málaga airport.

Campaign · SC 00 · Costa del Sol · Night

The
Midnight
Hour

One night. One phone call. One production company on the Costa del Sol that did not go to bed. A 3D story, told by moonlight.

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The only real TV fixers based in the region20 years of UK tellyMantra: great telly without killing anyone
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Why Ballsy?

Because the alternative is a six-week email chain and a rained-off shoot in Kent.

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One night. One call.

The 3D story of how Spain gets fixed while London sleeps.

The Midnight Hour →

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