PRIVACY · THE SMALL PRINT, WRIT LARGE
WE MAKE TELLY.
NOT DOSSIERS.
This is the privacy policy for ballsy.tv, run by Ballsy.tv on the Costa del Sol, Spain. Short version: we collect almost nothing, we sell nothing, and the most dramatic thing on this page is the font. Last updated August 2026.
✨ Cookies we set
None. Zero. Not one. No tracking pixels, no analytics scripts of our own, no ad tech. This site is plain HTML. Your browsing habits are your business.
✨ Hosting
The site is hosted by Netlify. Like every host on earth, their servers keep standard access logs (IP address, browser type, pages requested) to keep the lights on and the bots out. We don't dig through them. See Netlify's own privacy policy for their side of it.
✨ Video embeds
Some pages play video through YouTube embeds. When a YouTube player loads, Google may set its own cookies and collect viewing data under Google's privacy policy. That's their kingdom, not ours. Where we can, we use YouTube's privacy-enhanced mode.
📱 WhatsApp and email
If you tap a WhatsApp button or email us, you're choosing to send us your details. We use them to reply to you and for nothing else. WhatsApp messages travel through Meta's platform under Meta's privacy policy. We never sell, rent or swap your contact details. Ever.
✨ Your rights
Under UK and EU data protection law (GDPR) you can ask what we hold on you, ask us to correct it, or ask us to delete it. Given we hold roughly nothing, this will be the easiest request you make all year. Email us and consider it done.
✨ Who to talk to
Anything privacy-shaped goes to david@ballsy.tv. A human reads it. Usually David. Occasionally Bear walks across the keyboard first.
THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE POLICY.
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