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Enter the circus▼
Seven days. Three videos. Not a penny on ads. We don’t chase the algorithm. It chases us.
BBC. Channel 4. Channel 5. ITV. Twenty commissions. We were making shows before your other fixer had a logo.
Development, production and fixing under one roof. The same people from day one to final frame. Nobody gets passed to a mate.
Great telly without killing anyone in the process. That is the whole company. It also happens to make better telly.
Permits before your flight lands. 320 days of sun. A Pomeranian in charge. Bring the brief. We bring the rest.
Every industry has them. Most companies look at the floor. We name the behaviour, we protect the people it lands on, and we make the programme anyway.
Runner to exec. Same respect, same credit, same right to say no. Nobody on a Ballsy shoot goes home smaller than they arrived.
We know the entire process, so you don’t pay to learn it. Permits, crew, locations, budgets — fixed weeks in advance. That saves companies thousands. Every time.
Factual is our specialism and where we are totally unique. Bring a true story, a hunch, a half-idea. We’ll try our very best to make it higher quality, more cinematic and harder for a commissioner to say no to.
Not a slogan. A promise. Fed, paid, rested, credited and listened to. Cared-for crews shoot better pictures. We have twenty years of proof.
The views have exploded — and so have the messages. We're doing our best to catch up with thousands of them. The moment we get a minute, we'll be updating the videos. Until then: thank you, and keep watching.
Bear ordered lunch at 1pm. It is now 2:07. Nobody in the office has made eye contact since. Sound on. Watch to the end. Then feed him.
Twenty years of UK telly. Twelve years of Spanish sun. One Pomeranian in charge. You are already in safer hands than your last shoot, and he has paws.
Great telly without killing anyone in the process. Staff first. No bullies. That is the whole company.
We answered while this loaded. Twenty years of telly, twelve of Spanish sun, and a WhatsApp that actually pings back.
WhatsApp the gaffer →TV fixer and production company on the Costa del Sol. Twenty years of UK broadcast across the BBC, Channel 4, Channel 5 and ITV. Twelve of them living in Spain. Ask us anything. Daft questions welcome. We have heard them all and we answer every one, usually before your coffee cools.
Real people answer. No call centre. No attitude. Just experience, and a Pomeranian who thinks he runs it.
Old website: "two beers por favor." New website: "dos cervezas por favor." Better language. Better chaos. The Boss calls in an accent.
Tap a flag up top ↑Left to right: the one with the camera, the one who went viral, the one who sells the show, the one who signs the invoice. Middle: the boss.
Meet the whole circus →
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Bear supervised. Nobody was consulted. This is the same team that will run your shoot, only with permits instead of chillies.
Meet the circus →The boss is hangry. Uber Eats is an hour late. 708,351 people have watched him wait. The receipt is real. The onions were not authorised.
Apologise to the CEO →Cheaper than the competition. Not cheap. Every euro buys cinema, not overheads. They can't compete.
Here's the deal, in writing, before a single camera rolls: the price, the plan, the people. You know the number on Day 1 and it's the same number on wrap day. No surprise invoices. No "ah, but that's extra." If we can't put it in writing, we don't sell it.
90 minutes. You walk in with half an idea, you walk out with a written Spain plan. Cheaper than one wasted recce flight.
Your idea, pressure-tested and built into a plan a commissioner can say yes to — research, access, locations, talent.
On the ground from pre-production to wrap. The 3am phone call is included.
UK TV brains. Spanish local muscle. Locations, permits, crews, access and production support across the Costa del Sol.
🇬🇧 20 years of UK broadcast. 12 years on this coast. One Spanish WhatsApp that answers. We just do it from Spain — nobody needs to know we're doing it in flip-flops.
No capes. No fuss. Every hour you spend chasing a fixer is an hour of your shoot you've already paid for. We pick up the phone and get your shoot done.
The general Spanish incentive is 30% on the first €1m of eligible spend and 25% thereafter, while qualifying regional regimes can go higher. Real money — but only when the production, territory and application fit.
Permits, people, kit and locations—written for producers, not robots wearing lanyards. New production panic added daily. Unfortunately, some of it may be yours.
UK broadcast instincts, Spanish local access and nobody “circling back” from a sun lounger.
Permits, locations, contributors, crews and the gate code nobody remembered to request.
Crew routes, kit, customs and the strange emotional life of an ATA Carnet.
Old stone, new money, sea, mountains—and somewhere sensible to put the unit van.
A UK talent pool based in Spain — so you know exactly what you're getting.
Idea to delivery, hand-held, zero excuses. Here's the offer.
One video. No feed, no algorithm. Just the tape.
Day-to-day, right-now, or straight to the boss.
CH 01 · CEO · THE BOSS
First in. Last out. Bow tie non-negotiable. Struts Fuengirola like he holds the freehold and kicks off at bin bags for quality-control reasons. HR has given up.
SWITCH ON CH 01 · MEET THE CEO → MEET THE GRAFTER →
Clear skies most of the year and night permits sorted before you land. The moon lights it, we run it, you make your morning flight.
Five dishes. No bullies in the kitchen. Dinner is at ten, like normal people.
Siesta policy: none on shoot days. Sadly. · Mañana: not a word in this office. · Sangría: after wrap only. · The boss: orders half a chicken. Every time.
Every postcard is a place we have shot. All of them ninety minutes from Málaga airport.
One night. One phone call. One production company on the Costa del Sol that did not go to bed. A 3D story, told by moonlight.
Press play Shoot in SpainWhatsApp DavidWhatsApp the gaffer. Get an answer before your coffee cools.
WhatsApp David →Affluent, must-see Spain — great food, better wine, and the access to match. Puerto Banús, La Zagaleta, Ronda, Jerez, Sotogrande and more.
SEE SEDUCTIVE SPAIN →You are watching Ballsy.tv. Other production companies are available. They are also considerably less fun.
The 3D story of how Spain gets fixed while London sleeps.