CEO caught napping through own board meeting
CH 01 · CEO · THE BOSS · CEO. Answers to no one.
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BEAR 🐻
CEO. Pomeranian. The only executive in television who has never once made a runner cry.
THE RISE
✨ FROM LAP TO TOP OF THE CALL SHEET.
Every production company claims a flat structure. Ballsy actually has one. It is roughly knee height and covered in fur. Bear joined as an unofficial fifth team member, sat in on one development meeting, stared at the whiteboard until everyone went quiet, and left as CEO. Nobody voted. Nobody dared.
He now holds final approval on every format, every shoot and every lunch order. His management style is simple: turn up, look magnificent, fall asleep during the budget bit. The industry could learn a lot.
THE METHOD
✨ LEADERSHIP, BUT FLUFFIER.

Twenty years of UK telly taught David one thing: the best boss in the room is usually the calmest. Bear took that note and ran with it, briefly, after a tennis ball. He has never shouted at a crew member. He has never sent a passive-aggressive email. He has never once said "let’s circle back." Staff first, no bullies. Bear enforces it by example and, where needed, by sitting on the offender.
- 🐾 Open-door policy since he learned to open doors. We are still recovering.
- 🦴 Salary paid in chicken and the occasional sausage bonus. HR has signed off.
- 😴 Sleeps through every budget meeting and approves them anyway. Visionary.
- 🎾 Only exec in Spain who will genuinely chase your idea. And a ball. Mostly the ball.
THE NUMBERS 🍑
✨ PERFORMANCE REVIEW.

4
LEGS · ALL EXCELLENT
0
NOTES GIVEN · EVER
0
RUNNERS MADE TO CRY
100%
APPROVAL RATING · UNAUDITED

CAUGHT ON CAMERA
TUNE IN
🐶 WANT A MEETING WITH THE CEO?
Bear does not read emails. He has people for that. His people read everything, usually before his second nap.
EMAIL THE CEO’S OFFICEOFFICIAL TITLE: CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER. UNOFFICIAL TITLE: WHO’S A GOOD BOY. (HE IS.) 🐾
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