🔒 INVITED GUESTS ONLY
THE SCREENING
ROOM.
Velvet rope. Guest list. No plus-ones. If you've got the password, you know why you're here. If you haven't — ask nicely.
🍿 2 NEW SCREENERS INSIDE THIS WEEKNo password? EMAIL DAVID or WHATSAPP US. We don't bite. Much.
WELCOME IN 🥂
✨ NOW SCREENING. EYES ONLY.
What happens in the screening room stays in the screening room. Unless you'd like to commission it — in which case, tell absolutely everyone.
Two new cuts.
Still warm.
Fresh off the timeline. Zero notes from the client. One note from Bear, which we've ignored.
THE NEWEST THING IN THE ROOM. WATCH IT BEFORE BEAR TAKES CREDIT. 🍌
AND ANOTHER ONE. WE COULDN'T HELP OURSELVES. 🎬
THE FULL SIZZLE. SOUND UP. DOOR CLOSED. 🍿
ALEX. YOU'LL SEE WHY IN ABOUT TEN SECONDS. 🎬
GAIL. TELEVISION GOLD DOES NOT AUDITION. IT ARRIVES. 👑
THE PREP. HOW THE SAUSAGE GETS MADE. GLAMOROUSLY. 🥂
4 MILLION VIEWS. NOBODY ASKED US TO MAKE IT. THEY WATCHED ANYWAY. TWICE. 📈
NEXT SCREENING LOADING…
The next cut lands here soon. True crime. Sunshine. You'll want to be sitting down.
PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE. WE HAVE NEITHER. 💅




