CASE STUDIES · PROOF · RECEIPTS
THE
RECEIPTS.
Talk is cheap and this coast is full of it. Below: things that actually happened, with outcomes you can check. Names withheld where decency demands, prawn counts accurate to the crustacean.
THE VIRAL MONTH
🔥 0 → 4,000,000 Organic Views
The brief: launch Ballsy.tv's content with no media budget, no agency and no begging. The fix: make things people actually want to watch, informed by twenty years of knowing what an audience does at second four. The result: four million organic views in seven days. €0 spent. The algorithm is still texting us.
THE PRAWN JOB
🍤 300 Prawns. One Hour. One Saint's Day.
The brief: a shoot-critical seafood order on a day when the entire coast shuts to honour a saint. The fix: Roman, three phone calls, one favour cashed in from 2017. The result: 300 prawns, on ice, on time, on camera. The saint, we assume, approved.
THE GOAT
🍤 On Set By 7am. The Goat, Not The Presenter.
The brief: a specific goat, camera-ready, dawn call, deep campo. The fix: a farmer we know, a trailer we borrowed, a bribe measured in carrots. The result: the goat hit its mark on take one and has since developed opinions about craft services. Punctuality: goat 1, presenter 0.
THE SUNRISE RESHOOT
✨ We Can't Move The Sun. We Moved Everything Else.
The brief: a blown sunrise sequence needing a next-day rescue with a tired crew. The fix: re-permitted overnight, re-crewed by 4am, hot breakfast on the sand before first light. The result: the shot made the promo. Crew morale is a production value — see the breakfast line-item.
TWENTY YEARS OF UK TELLY
🇬 BBC · Channel 4 · Channel 5 · ITV
The brief: two decades of them, actually. The fix: formats developed, galleries run, series delivered, brands served — British Airways and Virgin among them. The result: the judgement your shoot inherits the moment you WhatsApp us. Award-winning. Humble was cut in the edit.
THE SLATE
💡 Formats In Active Development
The brief: prove the creative half of 'creative director and fixer' isn't decorative. The fix: an active development slate — true crime, observational docs, talent-led formats — built from this coast's stories. The result: see THE WORK, then mind the handcuffs.
THE PITCH
✨ EVERYONE HAS A SHOWREEL 🎬 WE HAVE WITNESSES 🧾
Every story above has a phone number behind it that will vouch for us — including, at a push, the farmer. That's the difference between marketing and receipts.
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✨ TESTIMONIALS WE COULDN'T PRINT.
- 🗣️ "They fixed in a day what our last fixer couldn't fix in a month" — printable, but the last fixer knows who he is. Hi, mate. 👋
- 🦐 "I still dream about the prawns" — series producer, 2024. So do we. Three hundred of them. Staring.
- 😭 "The crew didn't want to go home" — one of them didn't. He lives here now. He's on our books. Circle of life.
- 🏆 "Better than the award-winning lot" — we ARE the award-winning lot. That's the twist. M. Night Shyamalan, commission us.
