PRODUCTION 999 · BREATHE INTO THE BAG
IT'S ALL GONE WRONG.
GOOD. THAT'S OUR GENRE.
Fixer's ghosted you. Permit's refused. Kit's in Madrid, presenter's in customs, and the exec is asking for "an update" in that tone. Stop scrolling LinkedIn for miracles — this page is the miracle. WhatsApp us, describe the fire, and let an award-winning creative director and hands-on fixer put it out while you take the credit.
🚨 DECLARE AN EMERGENCY
CLASSIC DISASTERS 🔥
✨ PICK YOUR CATASTROPHE.
THE VANISHING
✨ "Our fixer's stopped replying"
A tale as old as the coast. Someone's cousin promised the world, took a deposit and discovered the mute button. We reply. It's genuinely our whole personality. Send the schedule and we'll tell you what's actually salvageable — usually all of it.
THE PAPERWORK
✨ "The town hall said no"
The town hall says no to strangers. It says "vale, sin problema" to people it knows, and after twelve years here we're practically on the Christmas card list. Refused permits get un-refused surprisingly often when the asking is done in Spanish, in person, with charm.
THE CASUALTY
🎥 "Half the crew's dropped out"
Sunstroke, food poisoning, "creative differences" — we don't judge, we replace. Bilingual, UK-standard crew, vetted by people who've actually run galleries, deployed fast. A full documentary unit inside 36 hours is on our receipts.
THE CREATIVE
✨ "The footage is... fine"
The quietest emergency of all: you're getting coverage, not television. This is where hiring a fixer who's also a senior development producer pays off. We'll look at your rushes and tell you — kindly, then honestly — how to turn a shoot into a story.
THE LOGISTICS
🎥 "The kit's in the wrong country"
Carnets, couriers, rental houses in Málaga that answer the phone — we know where everything is and who to call when it isn't. While the paperwork untangles, we can have replacement kit on set so the day isn't lost.
THE LEGEND
🍤 "We need 300 prawns in an hour"
Been there. Done it. On a saint's day, with the whole coast shut. If your emergency is weirder than that, honestly, we're excited. Try us.
THE KICK-OFF
✨ "Something small and gorgeous is going off at 140 decibels"
Remain calm. It's a bin bag. It's always a bin bag. This is Bear, our Grafter, performing quality control on the street. Do not make eye contact unless you have ham, in which case congratulations — you're in a relationship now. Resolves itself in 90 seconds or one churro, whichever lands first.
THE PROTOCOL
📱 STEP ONE: WHATSAPP. 💬 STEP TWO: THERE IS NO STEP TWO.
Tell us what's on fire, where, and when you need it not to be. You'll get a straight answer from an actual human — what we can fix, how fast, and what it costs. No forms, no ticket numbers, no "someone will be in touch".
SEND UP THE FLARE