WhatsApp, email, carrier pigeon. He answers all three. The pigeon has been promoted twice.
Great telly without killing anyone in the process. Staff first. No bullies. That is the whole company.
🎬 Film in Spain. Without losing the plot.
ZERO EXCUSESBEAR IS THE CEO. HE INSISTED.4 MILLION VIEWS. NOT A PENNY SPENT.PERMITS BEFORE YOUR FLIGHT LANDSCHEAPER THAN THE COMPETITION. NOT CHEAP.ROMAN KNOWS A BLOKE320 DAYS OF SUN. 45 OF EXCUSES.ASK ABOUT THE PRAWNSFILM IN SPAIN. WITHOUT LOSING THE PLOT.@DAVID.PESELLINTHE ALGORITHM CAN'T STOP WATCHINGOI. READ THIS.ZERO EXCUSESBEAR IS THE CEO. HE INSISTED.4 MILLION VIEWS. NOT A PENNY SPENT.PERMITS BEFORE YOUR FLIGHT LANDSCHEAPER THAN THE COMPETITION. NOT CHEAP.ROMAN KNOWS A BLOKE320 DAYS OF SUN. 45 OF EXCUSES.ASK ABOUT THE PRAWNSFILM IN SPAIN. WITHOUT LOSING THE PLOT.@DAVID.PESELLINTHE ALGORITHM CAN'T STOP WATCHINGOI. READ THIS.
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Proudly Ballsy
01
FOUR MILLION VIEWS
Seven days. Three videos. Not a penny on ads. We don’t chase the algorithm. It chases us.
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TWENTY YEARS OF PROPER TELLY
BBC. Channel 4. Channel 5. ITV. Twenty commissions. We were making shows before your other fixer had a logo.
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ONE PARTNER. NO HANDOFFS
Development, production and fixing under one roof. The same people from day one to final frame. Nobody gets passed to a mate.
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STAFF FIRST. NO BULLIES
Great telly without killing anyone in the process. That is the whole company. It also happens to make better telly.
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FILM IN SPAIN. WITHOUT LOSING THE PLOT
Permits before your flight lands. 320 days of sun. A Pomeranian in charge. Bring the brief. We bring the rest.
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BRAVE ENOUGH TO EXPOSE THE WEINSTEINS
Every industry has them. Most companies look at the floor. We name the behaviour, we protect the people it lands on, and we make the programme anyway.
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FAIRNESS FOR EVERY MEMBER OF THE TEAM
Runner to exec. Same respect, same credit, same right to say no. Nobody on a Ballsy shoot goes home smaller than they arrived.
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TURN UP WITH A CAMERA. WE’VE DONE THE REST
We know the entire process, so you don’t pay to learn it. Permits, crew, locations, budgets — fixed weeks in advance. That saves companies thousands. Every time.
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FACTUAL DEVELOPMENT. WE RAISE THE BAR
Factual is our specialism and where we are totally unique. Bring a true story, a hunch, a half-idea. We’ll try our very best to make it higher quality, more cinematic and harder for a commissioner to say no to.
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WE PROMISE TO CARE ABOUT OUR CREW
Not a slogan. A promise. Fed, paid, rested, credited and listened to. Cared-for crews shoot better pictures. We have twenty years of proof.
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TV fixer and production company on the Costa del Sol. Twenty years of UK broadcast across the BBC, Channel 4, Channel 5 and ITV. Twelve of them living in Spain. Ask us anything. Daft questions welcome. We have heard them all and we answer every one, usually before your coffee cools.
This one goes straight to the whole team — David, Roman, Amy, all of us. The fastest yes in Spanish television lives in this button. We're always scrolling on our phones anyway, so it's the fastest way to get an answer. Superhero speed, no office hours, no "back on Monday."
Gone wrong, or need a straight answer fast? Straight to David. No forms, no filters, no "someone will be in touch." A commission-shaped problem gets a commission-speed answer.
Approach with caution
Here's the boss. The buck stops with him.
Just don't waste his time — he's cheeky, but he bites.
🇬🇧🇪🇸 UK number. Spanish number. WhatsApp answered round the clock. Wherever you're calling from, someone picks up.
Call the UK number from the UK, no international rates. Call the Spanish number if you're already out here. Either way, you get through.
David can't guarantee much more than his clean underwear can — but like clean underwear, he's always on hand and rarely far from reach. The one thing he will guarantee: once we commit to a production, we see it through. Every time.
🍛 Kitchen nightmare. Cinema quality.
Bear supervised. Nobody was consulted. This is the same team that will run your shoot, only with permits instead of chillies.
Marbella mansions, clifftop pools, old-town courtyards — scouted, agreed and release-formed before your recce, at prices that survive a producer reading them.
Filmed in Spain
Postcards from Spain
We film where othersholiday
Every postcard is a place we have shot. All of them ninety minutes from Málaga airport.
The only real TV fixers based on the Costa del Sol. Twenty years of BBC, Channel 4, Channel 5 and ITV. Great telly without killing anyone in the process.
